Random Reviews Archive
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Critical Christ-Mass Review: The Present
Posted on December 21, 2011 | No CommentsSanta Claus is turning Japanese. -
Critical Christ-Mass Review: Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny
Posted on December 20, 2011 | 1 CommentWho can save your soul from SANTA CLAUS AND THE CHRISTMAS BUNNY? -
Random Christmas Review: Black Christmas (1974)
Posted on December 24, 2010 | 1 CommentRudy Ray Moore's not in it. Neither is Pam Grier. -
Random Christmas Review: Santa’s Slay
Posted on December 21, 2010 | No CommentsKiller Santa flicks should have their own subgenre. -
Random Review: Severance
Posted on October 4, 2010 | 1 CommentThis review ends in a pun. -
Random Review: Halloween III – Season of the Witch
Posted on June 11, 2010 | 2 CommentsWhat if instead of Jaws 3 being about a killer shark, it had been about -- I don't know -- a dentist? It's called "Jaws," right? How is that misleading? -
Random Review: Conquest
Posted on June 11, 2010 | No CommentsMaybe my expectations were a little too high for Conquest, the 1983 Lucio Fulci film which plays more like a shitty version of Conan the Barbarian than the bloody horror movies the Italian director is usually associated with — this in spite of the fact that Conquest retains much of the gory violence of Fulci’s horror “classics.”
